The Hiatus Continues!

Due to two awful weeks of finals, a weekend of decision making, packing, and moving, and now a death in the family, new posts are still on hiatus. Don’t worry, I’ll be back to writing exaggerated, sarcastic posts about women at Georgetown within a week or so!

Some posts that are already in the works:

Avis Cyrus – Miley Cyrus is going to be eighteen in several months. Stop pretending you care if she almost kisses a girl in her new video.

We live in a CITY, girls! – In which I yell at the local news and several Georgetown students for rather obsessive victim blaming when it comes to sexual assault. Assault can happen anywhere – even, as some students recently discovered – in the stairwells of their guarded dorms.

Let’s get down to business – to overanalyze every Disney movie ever made! “Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?” Being a man recently became oddly poetic – or maybe it just takes some Pink Floyd.

And a guest post! Yes, I am not kidding. Someone takes me seriously enough to want to write a GUEST POST.

And don’t forget: if you’re wearing a bikini on the beach this summer, you’re a terrible, immodest person and you’re going to cause an earthquake, so be careful. And don’t go out alone at night – it causes sexual assault! Stay safe this summer, Hoyas.

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